There should be more people named Adam.
A few years ago my friend Eric and his wife named their new baby Adam, and it took me a long time to remember the kid's name. I just kept getting it wrong.
Now that I've finally got Adam's name commited to memory, I keep messing up everyone else's names.
And whenever I confuse a person's name, I invariably end up calling them Adam.
I don't know why.
I wish Eric and Terri had named their son Dude, then I wouldn't seem like (as much of) an idiot calling people Dude all the time.