I've slept two hours since Monday morning. Just like old times, I say. Go fuck yourself, I respond.
Because my day has been spent in this half-dead daze, I really have nothing of interest to write.
I dealt with some bullshit earlier today the best way I know how - I completely ignored it except to vent about it here.
I guess the only thing that really happened to me today was that I managed to sneak in a dream this morning.
*** Warning! Boring dream description ahead! Proceed at your own risk! ***
I went to the grocery store and, as I was approaching the doors, I saw a sign announcing that Danny DeVito would be signing autographs. Sure enough, I could see Mr. DeVito already. He was inside the store, talking to a couple of women who were stuck outside. They ask him if they could PLEASE come in and get his autograph.I'd just love it if one of you genius readers could interpret this fucker for me.
Danny DeVito looked the women up and down and told them, "No, not today. Maybe some other time." Then he disappeared into the store.
This just struck me as completely rude and unfair, so I vowed that I'd get Danny DeVito's autograph for these women.
The doors to the store were locked but, you may recall, doors and walls and windows mean nothing to me, so I just went right in.
Now, for some reason I knew, just knew, that the best chance I'd have of getting Danny Devito's autograph would be to find a box of Honey Nut Cheerios and have him sign the box. So I went looking for such a box.
This took a loooong time, but eventually I found the cereal aisle and scored a box of the stuff.
Next, I had to figure out where the autograph signing was taking place.
This also took a loooooooong time, but after exploring the entire store, I found Mr. DeVito sitting at a little table next to the smoking section.
As I approached him with my Honey Nut Cheerios box, my alarm went off and I woke up.