The other day I had an idea for entry, then I forgot it.
Thursday I was reminded, then I forgot again.
Last night I was reminded again, then I forgot again.
Today, finally I remembered what it was I wanted to write about.
I am teh smart!
* unscrews top of skull, exposes brain *
See? That's not chopped liver in there, but an actual brain. Not pretty to look at, but it gets the job done. Eventually.
So now I figure that after all of the trouble I've had remembering this topic, it had better be a damn good entry. Shit, to make up for all of the hassle it gave me, this better be the pinnacle of my literary endeavors.
Great, Dave. Put a little pressure on yourself, why don't you? Why not cure cancer while you're at it, you dickwad?
* replaces top of skull, sticks thumb in mouth, hides in closet *