The other day I had an idea for entry, then I forgot it.

Thursday I was reminded, then I forgot again.

Last night I was reminded again, then I forgot again.

Today, finally I remembered what it was I wanted to write about.

I am teh smart!

* unscrews top of skull, exposes brain *

See? That's not chopped liver in there, but an actual brain. Not pretty to look at, but it gets the job done. Eventually.

So now I figure that after all of the trouble I've had remembering this topic, it had better be a damn good entry. Shit, to make up for all of the hassle it gave me, this better be the pinnacle of my literary endeavors.

Great, Dave. Put a little pressure on yourself, why don't you? Why not cure cancer while you're at it, you dickwad?

* replaces top of skull, sticks thumb in mouth, hides in closet *