Throughout history, there have been some pretty good ideas:

• Sex


• Beer


• Reese's Peanut Butter Cups


• Porn Lesbians


• Those spinny things on car wheels that keep spinning even when the car has stopped

And probably some other stuff too. But I'm not going to list them because every idea that's ever been pales, absolutely pales, before the sheer awesomeness of this idea that this lady at work had to raise funds for this charity thingy we always do.

For the month of November, we can buy, for a mere $1.00 per day, the right to lose our stupid ties and our even stupider dry-clean-only pants. For a mere $1.00 per day, we can wear casual clothes to work.

But wait! It gets even better!

For the additional paltry sum of $15.00, we can wear actual denim to work on each Friday during the month!

We can actually be comfortable, and actually look good, at work of all places!

I may just piss myself.