posted by dave on Monday, October 17, 2005 at 9:56 PM in category ramblings

You know what would be funny?

Me neither.

I've been sitting here trying to think of something funny to write, but I'm drawing a blank.

I remember a joke that I saw a kid at Target tell his mom. It's kind of one of those jokes that you have to hear instead of read, but here goes anyway.

You say "Knock knock."

They say "Who's there?"

You say "An interrupting cow."

They say "An interrup..."

And you interrupt them by saying "Mooooooooo!"

That never fails to get a chuckle out of me.

Meanwhile, I'm noticing that Neela hasn't posted about her new job yet. I wish I had a new job.

Actually that's not right. I wish I'd just hurry up and win this powerball thingy so I didn't have to work at all. It's apparently a lot harder to win the lottery than they make it seem.

I may have to rethink my retirement plans.

Meanwhile, this chick told me today that she liked my haircut. This is exactly the same haircut I've had for at least ten years. Maybe she wants it up the butt.

Hey! Neela just posted! I gotta go!

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