I awoke at 2:00 feeling severely dehydrated. Now it's 2:47 and I'm on my fourth glass of water.
This reminds me of a funny story I heard at work today.
This guy was telling EwokGirl and me about his aunt or somebody that was told by her doctor that she had to drink 8 glasses of water each day.
So this lady, as soon as she got up every morning, poured 8 glasses of water, and...
...put them in the fridge.
Oh, did you think she drank all 8 glasses first thing in the morning?
That would have been a funny story. Instead it's just a stupid one.