Stolen from mavis68:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Dave, by most people.
2. David, by work people and my ex-wife.
3. Mr. Siltz, by bill collectors.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Sometimes I'm funny, at least in my own head.
2. Usually I'm nice.
3. I'm fairly confident, at least at the start.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My tastes in female beauty are too high.
2. I can't read women's minds.
3. I don't take hints very well.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German is the biggest part.
2. Irish is in there somewhere.
3. French? I'm don't know. Ask my sister Neisha.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders.
2. Prison rape.
3. Never really getting completely over certain bullshit.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Caffeine.
2. Writing.
3. Playing with my cats.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A stupid tie.
2. Stupid dry-clean-only slacks.
3. My new glasses!

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists) AT THE MOMENT:
1. Kelly Clarkson!
2. Evanescence.
3. Blues Traveler.

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. She was a slut.
2. Total lack of communication.
3. Just drifted apart.

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Honesty.
2. Intellectual compatibility.
3. Sexual compatibility.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Beautiful eyes.
2. A fit, but not muscular, body.
3. Dressing like a girl every now and then.

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Shut the fuck up.
2. Hide my feelings.
3. Tolerate rap music.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES:
1. Reading.
2. Shooting Pool.
3. Drinking good beer and talking with my friends.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Go back to sleep.
2. Make a phone call.
3. Travel somewhere exciting.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Retiree.
2. Playboy.
3. Puppyshark's fluffer.

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Hawaii - maybe this Fall.
2. Europe would be cool.
3. I'm always up for a Las Vegas trip.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Become immortal.
2. Visit the states I haven't been to yet.
3. Fall in love again, but with a normal person.