posted by dave on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 7:41 AM in category morals
One night this guy and his friend went out to some club. The guy asked a lot of beautiful girls to dance, but they all declined. He became dismayed.
"I'm going to go ask that fat chick to dance," he told his friend.
And he did. And she said yes.
A year later the fat chick was no longer fat, and they got married. That was almost 20 years ago. They're still married and they have several kids. They're happy.
The moral of this story is that beggars can't be choosers.
