Because I seem to be incapable of caring enough to write anything original, I'm just going to answer these questions and pretend that it's the same as writing.
1. Initials:
DSS
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Cindy Crawford
3. Favorite fruit?
Nanners
4. For or against same sex marriage?
To each his own. Seems to me, though, that it's the word "marriage" that causes most of the controversy.
5. Are you allergic to anything?
Penicillin, coconuts, maybe bee stings
6. Are you bisexual?
Nope
7. Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes?
Don't think so
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
37
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
8
10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
Not really
11. Name something physical you like about yourself?
Yeah, right
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself?
I'm funny sometimes
13. Do you have any pets?
Three kitties
14. What is your dream car?
Like I care
15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Antarctica
16. Are you bipolar?
Yes. I mean, no.
17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
Like I care.
18. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Wherever we can talk
19. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
Apparently not
20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes
21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yes
22. What was the last text message you received:
HatGirl apologizing for forgetting my birthday
23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Yes
24. Have you ever white water rafted?
Kind of
25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
Yes
26. Are you racist?
Nope
27. What song are you listening to right now?
Nothing
28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
It varies. I've been into David Gray lately.
29. What was the last movie you watched?
Saw
30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Rich O's
31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Nope
32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Unfortunately
33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
General body shape
34. What's your fav. body part on the opposite sex?
Eyes
35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don't go to Starbucks
36. Say something totally random about yourself:
57084237540
37. Do you have an iPod?
No
38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, but she was drunk.
39. Do you have freckles?
Sure
40. Are you comfortable with your height?
I suppose
41. Do you love someone right now?
Yes
42. How tall are you?
Obsessed with height, aren't we?
43. Do you speak any other language other than English?
Also un poco de Espanol
44. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Too many times
46. Do you watch MTV?
Nope
48. What's something that really annoys you?
Cruelty
50. Do you like Michael Jackson?
I haven't paid any attention to him/her/it in about 20 years.
51. Have you ever surfed?
No
52. Do you know how to pump gas?
Duh
53. Do you drive?
Duh
54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
Forever
55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Not really. Afterwards I've realized that there have been close calls.
56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No
57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Yes
58. What's your favorite state to live in?
Denial
59. What color is your hair?
Blonde
60.What color are your eyes?
Blue
61. Do you have any special talents?
Yes
62. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
Diet Vanilla Pepsi
63. Favorite city?
Juneau, Alaska was pretty cool.
64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
If by "ridden" you mean "fallen off of" then yes.
65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The dude in the crow's nest.
66. Who do you live with?
My cats
67. Last thing you watched on TV?
I don't know. It's been several days.
68. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Glasses
69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip?
Duh