What's your salad dressing of choice?
I like the sesame-ginger dressing with the Asian salads at McDonald's.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant of choice?
If you count Polly's Freeze, then there. Otherwise, probably Wendy's.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I like Red Lobster a lot.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Probably cheese pizza.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese, and if I have to pick another topping, then I guess pepperoni.
What do you like to put on your toast?
Jelly.
TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A Terragen landscape I made a few years ago.
How many televisions are in your house?
Giant one in living room. Little one in guest room. Big one in Basement. Small one in guest bathroom. Other big one in basement. Tiny portable one that's around here somewhere. I think that's it, so six.
What color cell phone do you have?
It's a black Blackberry.
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Wisdom teeth. And I was circumcised as a baby so, quick everybody, IMAGINE ME NAKED!
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Bags of water-softener salt.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Don't think so. Not by any physical blow at least.
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Sure, what the heck.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Belvedere Jehosaphat.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Doubtful. I'd need at least $10,000, maybe $1,000,000 if it was hot enough to actually damage me.
DUMBOLOGY
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I think there's a pair around here somewhere.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
When this and then this happened. Or maybe the day I met MixedSignalGirl counts as a run-in.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Not so fast there, Sparky. Who says I'm going to grow up?
Last person you talked to on the phone?
WeirdGirl late last night.
FAVORITOLOGY
Number?
Who cares?
Season?
Summer. I used to like Winter, back when it would actually snow.
Holiday?
I'm still partial to New Year's Eve.
Day of the week?
Saturday.
Month?
June.
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
About every ten seconds, on average.
Mood?
Whatever.
Listening to?
Nothing except my cat Buddy in the final stages of starvation - he hasn't eaten since last night.
Watching?
I'm typing into the computer, so I'm watching the letters appear on my screen. Duh.
Worrying about?
Answering one of these questions with something that causes trouble.
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
This presupposes that I went somewhere. I slept until 10:30 and then came here into my office.
What can you not wait to do?
That varies.
Do you smile often?
I have this goofy grin that keeps coming back.
