I should really have known better than that. To write anything indicative of a crappy mood. Much better, I'm told, to just keep my big fat mouth shut. Or, better still, lie and be seen to tra-la-la my way through life.

Oh well, though. Can't be helped. I'm not deleting it now.

What I figured I'd do, instead, is write some more stuff. I figure that if I write enough it will push that drivel further and further down the page. Out of sight and therefore out of mind, because nobody ever bothers to scroll down. I mean, the scrollbar is way over there.

And, since I can't be bothered to be creative right now, I'll just post this stupid survey thingy I was messing with this morning.

Do you have any pets?
Three kitties!
What color shirt are you wearing?
Red. Who cares?
Name three things that are physically close to you:
My computer. Pictures on my cubicle wall. My phone.
What is the last book you read?
When You Are Engulfed in Flames, by David Sedaris.
Are you or were you a good student?
I was crappy in elementary school, but I made up for it later.
What's your favorite sport?
Pool. If you don't count pool as a sport, then baseball.
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
Of course.
What's the weather like right now?
Cloudy. It stormed this morning.
Who tells the best jokes?
I do.
What was the last thing you dreamed about?
I'm glad to say that I don't remember any of my recent dreams.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Yes, and yes.
Do you believe in karma?
Sometimes.
Do you believe in luck?
Yes.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Scrambled.
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Lots of stuff.
Are you proud of yourself?
Sometimes I'm proud, other times I'm ashamed. Normal, I suppose.
Are you reliable?
Yes.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes.
What's your favorite food?
I go through phases. Lately I've been on a Mexican-food binge.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Doubtful.
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Stupid question. Nope.
Do like to draw?
I suck at it.
What's your favorite invention?
Like I care.
Is your room messy?
My bedroom is a mess.
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
Apples.
Do you give in easily?
Yes, except when I never give in.
Are you a good guesser?
I guessed you'd ask me that.
Can you read other people's expressions?
I'm pretty good at it, I think.
Are you a bully?
Nope.
Do you have a job?
Yep.
What time did you wake up this morning?
At 6:46, but then I hit snooze twice, so 7:16.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Nothing this morning.
When was the last time you showered?
This morning.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Nationwide killing spree.
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
They all suck, but I guess the weekends suck less.
Do you have any nicknames?
Probably.
Have you ever been scuba diving?
Snorkeling, yes, but not scuba diving.
What's your least favorite color?
Vomit.
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
Duh.
Would you ever go skydiving?
Sure.
What toothpaste do you use?
I think it's some Arm & Hammer stuff.
Do you enjoy challenges?
Sure.
What's the worst injury you have had?
I broke my collarbone a couple of times when I was a kid. Almost lost my arm due to a cut when I was about 25. Most painful was when I broke my toe a couple of years ago.
What's the last movie you saw?
Jumper.
What do you want to know about the future?
Will the future ever make the present seem worth it?
What does your last text message say?
It was from God, and it said, "Fuck you, asshole!"
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Not counting work, BadPickleGirl.
What's your favorite school subject?
N/A
What's your least favorite school subject?
N/A
Would you rather have money or love?
Love.
What is your dream vacation?
I dunno.
What is your favorite animal?
Cats.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Duh.
What's the last sporting event you watched?
Part of a baseball game on TV the other day. I was bored.
Do you need to do laundry?
Always.
Do you listen to the radio?
Duh.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At work.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Kill everyone within 50 feet.
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Probably when I was a kid.
What color are your bed sheets?
Varies. Currently light gray with dark gray stripes.
What's your ringtone?
Varies. My favorite one is the Homer Simpson woo-hoo!
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
I don't know. Probably LaptopGirl.
Do you have any obsessions right now?
Duh.
Do you like things that glow in the dark?
Depends on what it is, I suppose.
What's your favorite fruity scent?
Like I care.
Do you watch cartoons?
Only if South Park counts as a cartoon.
Have you ever sat on a roof?
Yes.
Have you ever been to a different country?
Germany and Saudi Arabia.
Name three things in the world you dislike:
Violence because of religious differences, lagers, and ignorance because of religion.
Name three people in the world you dislike:
That one fucker, that other fucker, and that dipshit.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Constantly. Some of them are even true.
Do you like sushi?
Not so much.
Do you believe in magic?
If magic exists it must be very subtle, or we'd know about it by now.
Do you hold grudges?
Piss me off a little, and I'm very forgiving. Piss me off too much, or too often, and I'll hold a grudge for a very long time. Forever, perhaps.