Glared at my fucking phone all night. Nothing.
So I went to bed, trusting that it would woo-hoo should the need arise.
Well, at 1:47, finally, I got an email. Not that I knew anything about it until this morning.
Because my phone didn't woo-hoo.
The cursed thing wasn't even blinking, when I finally got my lazy ass out of bed at 8:30.
I don't know what happened, but if I can't trust the woo-hoo, then what can I trust?