I remember this one time, not too long ago, that my friend RockGirl was glaring at her phone, and it rang.
It actually rang!
I begged and pleaded for her to give me her secret glaring method, so that I might enjoy the same success.
But, unfortunately, she didn't remember what it was she had done differently.
The moral of this story is to videotape your life so you have a record of everything you ever do.