posted by dave on Sunday, December 7, 2003 at 8:04 PM in category general

As I put up more Christmas decorations this year than any before, I can't help but be reminded of perhaps the most festive, and certainly the most memorable, Christmas decoration of all.

From my sister Neisha's web page back in the year 2000, ladies and gentlemen, selected images from The Penis Tree.

penis tree 1 penis tree 2 penis tree 3

Here's the original, before it was blown up and severely trimmed for web use.

penis tree original

Just goes to show you, those penises are sneaky. You never know where they'll raise their, um, ugly heads.

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