I'd guess that I've ordered about a gazillion pizzas over the past twenty years.
My ex-wife worked at a couple of pizza places. I've often been too lazy to cook anything after work. I like pizza. Etc.
Tonight, after all those years and all those pizzas, I experienced a first.
My pizza wasn't cut. There were no slices. There were no sqaures. There was just a big circle.
I called Domino's and suggested to the manager that perhaps they were working just a little too fast.
The pizza ended up being inedible - even after I cut it into slices. The grease and stuff had no escape route because there were no slices. All that grease just soaked into the crust and made it a soggy mess. Yuck.