I've noticed a pretty odd side-effect to my owning a 65" television.

Because the screen dimensions are 16:9 instead of the normal 4:3 most shows need to be stretched horizontally so the picture fills the screen.

This makes everyone look short and fat.

I've become so used to this that the women that are hot are STILL hot when they look short and fat.

So now in real life I've become much less critical about chunkier women than I used to be.

So while I still have pretty high standards, I now find myself looking at, and appreciating, women that six months ago I wouldn't have paid any attention to at all.

The next thing you know I'll be stocking up on midget porn.