posted by dave on Friday, October 29, 2004 at 1:44 PM in category general
The five most stupid reasons for voting for Kerry:
5. Because he was in Vietnam.
4. Because his initials are JFK.
3. Because the Red Sox won the world series.
2. Because of something he said.
And finally,
1. Because "Anybody but Bush!"
The five most stupid reasons for voting for Bush:
5. Because he can catch a football.
4. Because Clinton got a blow job.
3. Because the Red Sox beat the Yankees.
2. Because if Bush wins then Hillary runs in 2008.
And finally,
1. Because Kerry "looks French."
