My cell phone is set to vibrate, because I'm at work, and I keep imagining that it's vibrating, but when I check it's doing no such thing.

I'm probably a little oversensitive because my uncle is in the hospital and I know if the phone does vibrate it could be someone calling with bad news.

So I may just be imagining this vibrating.

Or I could have some new hip disease that they'll name after me once it kills me.

This all reminds me of a funny thing I overheard at work.

There was this buzzing/vibrating noise coming from the cubicle of a guy with all kinds of gadgets.

Over the noise that other day I heard a woman's voice:

"Can I borrow that when you're done?"

Well it was funny to me anyway.