After work today I went and ordered myself a pizza and had an NABC Tunnel Vision - which is back after a brief absence.
I was sitting and talking with CuteAsFuckGirl about her growing up in Washington County when, lo and behold, UnfortunatelyNamedGirl came in and joined us.
Now neither of these girls has the slightest interest in me. I know it, and they know it.
So why, I ask, did they both begin competing for my attention?
I took a picture of CuteAsFuckGirl so I could send it to her phone, and UnfortunatelyNamedGirl told me she'd lost my number. Losing it would have been a little hard because she never had it in the first place - she was just trying to establish that she'd seen me first.
I ended up taking a picture for UnfortunatelyNamedGirl as well, and shortly after that CuteAsFuckGirl just happened to find some pictures in her purse she wanted to show me so she had me move over next to her.
Then UnfortunatelyNamedGirl dug my sister's name out of her memory and further established her deep relationship with me by asking me how Dina was doing.
Then CuteAsFuckGirl countered by talking about how where she grew up was near where my other sister lives.
At about this point all of the dirty looks passing back and forth between these girls was really starting to freak me out a little.
Two psychos in the same evening is a stretch even for me.