ploop!
There's a lot of shit in me, and I do mean a lot, but sometime I feel like it's all become so impacted that it'll never come out.
I think I just got so used to holding it in that I've forgotten how to relax and just let go.
ploop!
So I sit here, straining and red-faced, trying to make something happen so the pressure inside me will ease up, but all I manage to do is
ploop!
Perhaps I need an enema. I'll have some beer tonight and see if that helps clean me out.