Drove my Monte Carlo to work the other day and birds used it for shit target practice.
So this morning, instead of taking it to the brushless car wash like I usually do, I decided to really baby the thing and do a complete hand washing.
So now it's completely clean - no bugs, dirt, or bird shit - but it looks like crap because of all the water spots left on it.
This is what I get for having a black car, but I thought the water softener I bought last year was supposed to reduce or eliminate the water spots.
Guess not. Once it gets dark the car will look great though.
(update: While the car was parked at my cousin Mike's new house birds used it as a toilet again.)