I guess VigilanteGirl's ear infection has spread to her sinuses.
I certainly hope she feels better soon, but for now, WOW!
Her voice, softened and sultrified (yes, that's a word, now - I just made it up) by her condition, is now so sexy it makes me weak in the knees.
She doesn't think it sounds that great, but I assured her that no matter how bad it might sound inside her head, it sounds fantastic everywhere else.
I suggested that she record a new voice mail greeting to take full advantage of her sexy new voice. Her current greeting sounds nothing like her - more like her mom or her grandmother.
Of course, if she does change her greeting, it still won't sound anything like her once her normal voice returns. It will instead sound like one of those phone sex girls that advertise on late-night TV:
Please call me. I'll be waiting for you.
Her greeting could say:
Please leave me a message. I'll be sure and call you back. You sexy thing.