This girl at Border's today was totally stalking me. I'd talked to her briefly when I first went in, about the writer Connie Willis, then she followed me around the store for a half-hour, almost keeping out of sight, but not quite.
Then she "just happened" to show up at Sully's where I was eating lunch. I was getting a little bit freaked out. Luckily I know the bartender and he let me sneak out the back door.
She was pretty enough, but I really don't need any more drama. Got plenty, thanks anyway.