So I'm a little annoyed today with the female species. Actually, not the entire species, just a few subspecies. Namely flirticus vaginus and exus girlfriendus and sluttus major.

As long as I'm playing with lists today, here's one directed at these women:

• No means no.
• Breakup sex is supposed to be just that, not an ongoing justification.
• Don't say it if you're not going to back it up. I remember everything you say.
• Sometimes it's just not convenient to play your little games. Especially when I know I can never win that prize.
• My mood is not always about you. You can, however, make it about you if you whine enough.
• Put up or shut up.
• You have always known exactly how I felt. Hell, you knew it before I did most of the time. Don't try this guilt trip shit with me.
• If I'm ignored long enough, I will stop trying. You're not allowed to get mad when that happens.
• Yeah, right. Like that's going to work.
• Try looking in a mirror sometime.
• Cover that shit up. Nobody wants to see it.

Besides the annoyance, I'm a little bored today. Waiting for that new Rock Star: INXS show to get tivoed so I can rock out for a while.