Prologue
Had a couple of yummy Alaskan Ambers (2068) with my yummy steak dinner. Got in a really bad mood for no good reason, just a memory that surfaced unbidden.
7:40
Quite crowded, so I sit where the cock smokers sat the other night. I order, duh, a Rogue Chocolate Stout (196).
7:45
The bitch didn't tell him about my wanting an unchilled glass. Now she gets a penny for a tip.
7:50
I couldn't do it to her. It's not her fault she's stupid. So I gave her a normal 25% tip and told her I'd find another waitress for the rest of the might. Let her try to figure out why.
7:54
Moved to another table, closer to the window and away from StupidGirl's area.
8:00
I was already furious when I got here tonight. Maybe I shouldn't be taking my anger out on the stupid waitress.
8:02
There was a girl in the show last night that looked almost exactly like DooRagGirl. I wish they'd allowed pictures.
8:10
Wow, this is my last full night here for who knows how long. That sucks.
8:12
PictureGirl is giving me that come hither look, but if I go thither won't that be breaking her rule about when she's working?
8:15
I wonder what ever happened to RioGirl?
8:20
She wanted to know why I was mean to StupidGirl. I didn't think I was particularly mean, but I told her why.
8:22
Let's not make a federal case out of it, okay?
8:23
I wonder if I should just go watch Lost at 9:00.
8:25
I'm a little disappointed that I've had no stalkers this week. None that I know about anyway.
8:30
This one chick should get her money back from her implant doctor. They keep sloshing back and forth after she stops walking. Gross.
8:34
Another Rogue (212), in an unchilled glass this time. Yay!
8:35
All girls with mousy brown shoulder length hair should be required to turn and face me as soon as they enter a room. My heart can only take so much.
8:37
It's kind of strange that one of my coworkers is here at the same conference, but I've only seen him twice for about twenty seconds total.
8:40
If I was a chick I'd have long brown hair with those kinky curls and lots of blonde highlights. I'd also be a lesbian. A slutty one.
8:41
Santa Claus just came in. He's younger than I thought.
8:46
There's nobody here to make fun of tonight. Everybody's normal now that Santa has left.
8:54
She's off work now. She's tired. It's my fault that she's tired. Hee hee. She's going home now.
9:02
Maybe I'd be a lesbian with shoulder length, very kinky, dirty blonde hair. Definitely a lesbian though. Love the puss. Hate the cock.
9:14
I think I need a side by side comparison. Both girls are quite hot.
9:16
With me in the middle.
9:18
MixedSignalGirl always tried to get her hair that kinky but after like five minutes it'd be straight again.
9:19
Great. Now I miss MixedSignalGirl too.
9:25
Another Rogue (228). It must be the low humidity or something that's letting me drink so much.
9:30
I'm moving to the bar. I don't know why.
9:33
This goat roper just came in and asked for a Bud Light in a bottle. Upon hearing that they only have it on tap, he left in disgust. I hate him.
9:36
My rock is pointy, kind of like an arrow. When I spin it, it stops in some random direction. Maybe it's broken.
9:45
Two waitresses and a busboy went into the cooler. When they came out a few minutes later the busboy pretended to be zipping his pants up. It was funny.
9:56
I've been surrounded by loud people.
10:05
Piss time.
10:07
Another Rogue (244). WTF?
10:10
Man this place got crowded quickly!
10:15
Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
another runner in the night
How fucking appropriate. Or not. I don't care.
10:26
Friday would be a good date to get engaged. Not gonna happen though, because I'm a dumbass.
10:29
Some hot girl is running around with some kind of petition. I don't know what it's for though because she's scared of my evilness.
10:30
Holy shit I've drank a lot tonight.
10:31
It's not a petition - it's you give her your info and she gives you free chewing tobacco. No thanks.
10:36
I think it's her smile that I miss the most, or maybe the way she sparkled.
10:39
Alcohol saturation achieved. Ordering food and switching to Diet Coke.
10:49
Food has arrived. I'm outta here.
