You ever wake up at 2:00 AM and think, wow, I sure am stupid?
How about, do you ever wake up at 2:00 AM and think, wow, Dave sure is stupid?
At about the time I arose from my semi-sleep with the realization that the title of that last comic made no sense whatsoever, at about the time I decided that I'd never get back to sleep until I changed it, my phone rang.
"Hey, were you awake?" she asked.
"Hi. I actually just woke up," I answered.
"Me too. You know what woke me up?"
"I can't figure out if you like Sam Adam's beer or not. It's driving me crazy. And that title makes no sense."
"I just realized the same thing! I'm going to change it now," I said, thinking that this was a little weird.
"What are you going to change it to?" she asked.
"It doesn't matter," I answered. "Anything would be better than that."
"Okay, call me tomorrow?"
"I will. Bye Miss."
I never did tell her if I like Sam Adam's or not. That'll give us something to talk about tomorrow.