posted by dave on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 7:18 AM in category general

So, as far as Ella's contest goes, instead of resorting to negative campaigning, like some people, I think I'll take the high road and just say why you should vote for me.

  1. I take the high road.

  2. I'm evil now, or at least I'm working on it.

  3. I'm apparently irresistible, at least in Las Vegas.

  4. I can spell irresistible in only two tries.

  5. I can be friends with anyone, even a rock.

  6. I've never murdered anyone, even if they deserved it.

  7. Even though I'm The Supreme Idiot Of The Entire Fucking Universe, I don't let it go to my head. I'm all humble and shit.

I was also going to write an entry about what exactly being hot means, but puppyshark beat me to it.

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