posted by dave on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 7:18 AM in category general
So, as far as Ella's contest goes, instead of resorting to negative campaigning, like some people, I think I'll take the high road and just say why you should vote for me.
- I take the high road.
- I'm evil now, or at least I'm working on it.
- I'm apparently irresistible, at least in Las Vegas.
- I can spell irresistible in only two tries.
- I can be friends with anyone, even a rock.
- I've never murdered anyone, even if they deserved it.
- Even though I'm The Supreme Idiot Of The Entire Fucking Universe, I don't let it go to my head. I'm all humble and shit.
I was also going to write an entry about what exactly being hot
means, but puppyshark
beat me to it.