I didn't even watch the guys last week. Mostly because they're guys and therefore largely irrelevant to me, but also because I was busy.
Anyway, I did watch the girls sing tonight, and here's what I thought.
Paris: She sang a stupid song. She's awesome though. Maybe a little too sweet. (75 points)
Lisa: Some song I never heard before. Good, I guess, but I really think she can do better. (80 points)
Melissa: Hot. I love her voice this week. She also picked a perfect song for her voice. (85 points)
Kinnik: She sucks, so I fast-forwarded through her performance.
Katharine: She seemed a little full of herself this week, and she sang a stupid song. I gave her 10 bonus points for having nice tits that I somehow failed to notice before tonight. (80 points)
Ayla: Wow. I can totally imagine hearing that performance on the radio. Damn good. (85 points)
Mandissa: I fast-forwarded through her performance because I don't like her.
Kellie: Still smoldering hot. Just an average performance but I don't care because I love her so much. (75 points)
After I wrote down my notes I went back and listened to the judges comments. For the most part, the judges are wrong.
I keep saying this. I'll say it again. Mandisa and Kinnik need to get the fuck off my TV.