I suppose that I could accept certain things as normal, given the circumstances, but what fun would that be?
So, instead, I choose to be offended. Like this:
You stuck up bitch! You think you're so special? I got your "special" hanging right here!
I truly could not expend any less effort toward caring about your stoicism. Please get over yourself, and do it quickly before you truly become the person you are, right now, pretending to be.
Nobody likes that bitch very much.