Once again, I'm taking the lazy way out. I took notes last night.
Rich O's is closed, so I'm going to this Mac's place that I don't like very much. They have Newcastle on tap, and maybe MisunderstoodGirl will be there.
There's nobody here but fuckheads and idiots. Not even Newcastle is worth putting up with these people. I'm outta here.
I'm at Sportstime, the sister business of Rich O's. At least they have the decency to be open. LIke I always say, it's weird over here. I order a BBC Jefferson's Reserve Bourbon Barrel Stout (204).
This is so boring.
The guy at the next table and his beard are drinking LIndemann's - a popular chick drink. I don't think she'll be getting any dick tonight. At least not from him. Maybe they'll just cuddle or something.
It's like a million degrees in this place.
Idiots leave and new idiots immediately fill the void. There's no end to the cycle of idiots.
Everybody thinks that one girl is hot. I don't know why. She's shaped like a potato.
That one chick better hope that the fire marshall doesn't come in. Her hair is so big it's blocking all the escape routes. Nice tits though.
I'm moving to another table. One with better airflow.
The sign outside the brewery says "Cone Smoker 4/26." The would be a very welcome addition to the NABC lineup.
The board also mentions something called "Hoosier Daddy." Firstly, I don't know what that is, and secondly, that's a stupid name.
Upon further review, the board does say "Cone Smoker" but there's no date next to it. Figures. How dare I get my hopes up that they'd make a beer that I actually like? It's already been a zillion years.
The server doesn't know what "Hoosier Daddy" is either.
I'm dying of thirst over here! Hello, ServerDude!
At least PotatoGirl dresses nicely. Everybody else looks like they got smuggled in inside somebody's car trunk.
They're out of Weihenstephaner, so I order a Baltika 6 and cross my fingers.
They're fucking out of Baltika 6 too, so I order a BBC Alt and cross my fingers and my toes.
Yay! I have a BBC Alt (232).
The 1970s called, and they want their hairstyle back.
Boring, I tell you!
I get another BBC Alt (244). The first one was yummy, so why not? I also order a pizza to go.
Such a lovely copper color!
I'm watching a fucking basketball game. That's how bored I am.
I think PotatoGirl might be pregnant. If so, it's not my fault.
Pizza is here. I'm leaving.