posted by dave on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:59 PM in category ramblings

At least three different women will read the title of this entry and assume that I'm writing about them.

Only one of them is right, though.

Just to ease some concerns and lessen some confusion: If I know your last name, then this is not about you.

Now that I've cleared that up, I thought that I'd say that there's this chick that I want to lick from head to toe, but she's got a boyfriend...

...and he seems to be kind of a dick...

...and he's taking her for granted...

...she could definitely do better...

...and I would love the opportunity to make her scream in ecstasy...

...but she's got a boyfriend, so I will do nothing.

comments (2)

i think im going getting with a girl but she has a boyfriend but then she lost intrest but i still like her have u got any plan that will work mate

You could do what I did, which was find someone else to take my mind off the first girl.

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