This morning on the way to work I passed a car on the side of the road. The hood was up, and the elderly black lady standing beside was it doing the phone signal to the cars passing her. You know, with her thumb and her pinkie extended?
Genius that I am, I figured that she was wanting to know if anyone had a phone to she could call for help with her car.
Nice guy that I am, I pulled over at the first opportunity.
I walked back to the lady.
"Ma'am," I asked. "Would you like to use my phone?"
The lady looked at me, sneered a little, and said, "I'll get my own phone, Whitey."
As I walked back to my truck, I directed some thoughts at the lady. The most relevant was probably this one:
Please die, you racist bitch. The world will be better off when you, and people like you, are no longer a part of it.