I went once.
I don't know why.
Something to do I suppose.
It's not like I really expected to meet anyone special, even though that's what the brochures kept promising.
After all, anyone smart enough to be there would have been smart enough to stay the fuck away from me.
And so it was.
There were some pretty strange people there though.
Most of them were pretentious assholes.
I guess there wasn't any room left in their heads for social niceties.