posted by dave on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 5:55 PM in category daily
I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, and two random hot girls stopped me.
"Excuse me," one of the random hot girls said in broken English. "Please where is Louiville Slugger?"
"Just start at my feet and work your way up," I said. "You can't miss it."
No I did not really say that. Years of experience have told me that random hot girls have no sense of humor, and I can only assume that random hot foreign girls are no different. So I gave them real directions to the place.
