posted by dave on Wednesday, October 25, 2006 at 6:36 AM in category general

I think what would be a good thing to do, if you were a car thief, would be if you always replaced the car you stole with a little Matchbox version of the same car.

People would be like Woah, somebody stole my car! And then they'd see the Matchbox car and be like Wait, it's not stolen, it's just been turned into a Matchbox!

And they'd never report it to the police because who'd believe that their car had been turned into a Matchbox?

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Good one:)

Hey stranger! I thought you'd abandoned me along with most of my other readers. Nice to see you still lurking out there.

Thanks - yep I still like reading your blog. You make me laugh and I concur with most of your sentiments. Glad to read that your dating some and feeling better. Have a great weekend:)

I'm not "dating" but I'm "half-assed dating."

I don't know what that means.

It certainly doesn't seem to mean the same thing that it meant the last time I used the term, a little over a year ago.

Sorry that I'm just now getting back to you. I understand "half-assed dating" - putting forth some effort, doing some/not doing others (lol), not really into but feels better to do it instead of nothing at all or literally dating women/girls w/half an ass.... (lol) Any of the above correct or partially correct?

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