Bands that I never heard of that had a free concert in Louisville tonight
Blue October
People that I don't like
That one bitch that called MixedSignalGirl a cow and tonight poured me the wrong beer or maybe she poured the right beer but she peed in it
People that are nice
That chick from Evansville that I talked to tonight
People that confuse me
All those Irish guys that drank nothing but Bud Light all night and one of them stole my glasses for a while
People that do not freak out
HatGirl
People that freak out
Every other woman on Earth besides HatGirl
Food that is good
The Curry Fries that The Pub sells
Girls with horrible taste in ex-husbands
That one chick that was married to my cousin once
Cute girls
That blonde bartender at Rich O's
Girls with cool hair
That one bartender at Hard Rock in Louisville
None of these lists are meant to be all-inclusive.
