This will be my last full night in Las Vegas for a long time. At least six months, maybe a year. The conference ends tomorrow at noon. Maybe I'll go over to the strip then. For tonight, I'll just stick with The Tilted Kilt. I'll take notes.
6:40
I arrive. Some fucker is in my seat. HenPeckedGuy isn't working - some hot girl is behind the bar. I've talked briefly with StupidGirl and ordered a Fat Tire (423).
6:45
This fucker better leave my seat soon.
6:50
This bartender is hot. I hereby dub her HotRioGirl. Believe it or not, the outfits the girls wear here aren't very flattering. Some of the girls can't really get away with wearing them. HotRioGirl can.
6:54
I should eat something. Nothing here ever looks edible though. Except the waitresses.
6:59
A bunch of assholes just came in. They all ordered Sam Adams. What a bunch of sheep.
7:05
I drink too quickly in Las Vegas when the beer is yummy. I'm ordering an Arrogant Bastard (46) to slow myself down.
7:06
HenPeckedGuy is here now.
7:07
Arrogant Bastard is kind of nasty, but I'm sure it'll get better as the glass empties.
7:14
I just saw HatGirl's twin. A little chubby, but still hot. She caught me slobbering at her and she smiled.
7:17
This fucker still hasn't vacated my seat.
7:20
I'm moving to the other end of the bar. It was either that or murder the fucker.
7:23
I've ordered a pizza thingy with no tomato sauce.
7:25
The waitresses here aren't allowed behind the bar. Weird.
7:29
I'm in a strange mood. I'm ordering a heterosexual Pyramid Hefeweizen (16).
7:31
Here's my official review:
(draft) The color of dirty piss. A decent head and good lacing. Aroma of orange peels. Thin and citrusy flavor and mouthfeel. A touch of grapefruit bitterness at the end. Quite disgusting.7:35
My pizza thingy is here. It's pretty good. Needs more garlic though.
7:45
Piss time.
7:54
I just checked, and I don't see Bass Pale Ale on my beer page either. So now I know what I'm having next.
8:02
I just made two nerds try the Tilted Kilt Ale, and they liked it enough to order full pints. Yay me!
8:05
HotRioGirl forgot to pour my Bass.
8:08
Finally.
Bass Pale Ale (16)
(draft) Light copper. Good head, good lacing. Whoa. A strong malt and hop aroma, quite dry. Thin mouthfeel but still quite coating. Malt and hops predominate everything. Surprisingly bad.8:17
Piss time.
8:20
This beer is gross. No wonder a lot of people mix it with Guinness.
8:25
I just drunk-texted HatGirl. I told her about her twin.
8:26
I miss HatGirl.
8:29
There's a new waitress here who looks like Erika from Big Brother. She's hot.
8:33
This isn't working. I'm not slowing down at all. I'm switching tactics and changing to lower ABV beers. Ordering a Guinness (1307).
8:37
Except for the waitresses and HotRioGirl, this place is a sausage-fest tonight.
8:55
Piss time.
9:00
Ordering a Smithwick's (1404). I've been talking to some dude from Ireland, and he got me in the mood for one.
9:20
I am so cut off. Switching to Diet Coke.
9:35
Piss time.
9:54
Still talking to IrishDude. Now I'm thirsty though. Ordering a Tilted Kilt (496).
10:30
I am so cut off. Seriously.
10:35
Piss time.
10:38
Apparently, if you go to France, it's better to butcher their language than to simply admit that you don't speak it. This is according to IrishDude.
10:45
OMG that chick has huge tits!
10:47
IrishDude has left the premises.
10:51
Now two old women from Scotland are here. They just came from the Chippendales show. They are drunk. I'm one to talk.
11:00
Two new dudes are here. I think they're from America of all places. They're cool.
11:04
Dead Guy time (198).
11:12
The American dudes bought my Dead Guy. That was nice, but I'm not putting out.
11:17
The ziggy-zaggy guys are here now. Oh fucking boy.
11:21
Switching back to Diet Coke. I'm so cut off.
11:40
Been talking to a guy from Belgium that I met the other night. He's pretty cool.
11:45
BelgianDude bought me a Newcastle (2758). Fuck.
12:20
Piss time.
12:55
I guess I've drank all the beer in Las Vegas, and they're closing the place down. I'm going to sleep now.
