A pretty shitty night. I might not bother to watch the guys next week.
Phil: Pretty good. Safe and boring, but good. (75 points)
Jared: Wow. The perfect song for him. This is the kind of music he should be singing all the time. (85 points)
A.J.: Quite possibly the gayest A.I. performer since Clay Aiken. Not that there's anything wrong with that. As for his performance, I fell asleep. (50 points)
Sanjaya: I didn't listen because he sucks. I bet he spends a lot of time being shoved into lockers at school. (0 points)
Chris S: He missed a few notes singing a stupid song. I gave 15 bonus points because his wife is hot. (80 points)
Nick: I like his voice, but it really clashed with this song. I didn't care for this performance at all. (40 points)
Blake: A decent performance of a stupid song. I took off 50 points for the stupid hat, another 30 for the gangster wannabe hand gesture crap, and another 800 for the beat box bullshit. (-820 points)
Brandon: Incredibly out of tune. (10 points)
Chris R: The judges all want to suck his dick for some reason. I don't like him at all. Plus, it was a stupid song. (20 points)
Sundance: Stupid song, but he did a pretty good job with it. (70 points)
