This is kinda cool to me.
I was sitting at The Hard Rock in Louisville for lunch. I usually go to The Pub, but it was too crowded today, plus I wanted some potato skins.
Anyway, I was sitting at the bar, and down about four or five seats from me were two hot girls. A short-haired blonde and a long-haired brunette. Both pretty, but in very different ways. One sexy and sultry, the other perky and vivacious.
So I spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out which one was the hotter of the two. I know, it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.
I kept glancing over there, getting no closer to making up my mind as to which was hotter, and eventually the blonde caught me looking. She kind of smiled. I smiled back, then turned back to my food, 'cause I'm all shy and shit. I could see out of the corner of my eye that both girls were now looking at me, though I couldn't hear what they were saying. Probably arguing over which of them was hotter, I figured.
I'd just about decided to stage a kissing contest between them when the blonde spoke to me.
"You kept looking over here at us for a half-hour, and now you've suddenly stopped. What's up with that?" she asked in a not very nice way.
"Well," I said. "I was trying to decide which of you would be my new girlfriend, but now I've made up my mind and I don't have to look any more."
"Oh really?" the blonde said. She was smiling, so she was at least slightly amused.
"Yep," I said. "You're both very pretty, but I'm thinking that you're not very nice, so I choose your friend."
"You sure know how to hold a grudge," the blonde said.
Hold on a second. That didn't make any sense.
"Huh?" I asked. 'Cause I'm all eloquent and shit.
"Don't you remember me?" the blonde asked. "Look closely. Don't you know who I am?"
She then got up and walked over to me and stuck her face right in front of mine.
(to be continued)