(Copied from NotHideousGirl. The questions. Not the answers.)
1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could?
2. What color shirt are you wearing?
3. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list?
4. Do you have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list?
Again with the friends list crap. I only have four. Kinda hard to be secretive with only four.
5. How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life?
Three out of four.
6. How many kids do you want to have?
Ewwww, that's gross, you pervert. Oh, wait, maybe you mean "have" as in "be the parent of." I dunno.
7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes. Maybe a little distant, but not strained at all.
8. What name would you want besides the one you have?
9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex?
I can't see that ever happening.
10. What did you do for your last birthday?
Took the day off work. Got a new driver's license. Bought a new sink. Just dicked around mostly.
11. What's your main ringtone on your phone?
It sounds like the cellphones from the show 24.
12. What time did you wake up today?
13. What were you doing two nights ago?
Playing Far Cry for the gazillionth time.
14. Do you like having your hair pulled?
I'd have to say no.
15. Name something you can't wait to do?
Finish this survey.
16. Last time you saw your mom?
In the casket, almost 20 years ago. Thanks for asking.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself?
Nothing. I'm totally perfect just as I am.
18. If you had $250,000, what would you do with it?
Two chicks at the same time!
19. how long have you worked at your current job?
About five and a half years.
20. Have you ever talked to Tom?
That one dude who used to work at the liquor store? I saw him at Rich O's over the weekend. What an odd question.
22. Last thing you ate?
Some chocolate egg thingies that some asshole left laying around.
23. What's your favorite month?
June I guess.
24. Your least favorite month?
25. What's the last piece of clothing someone borrowed from you?
MixedSignalGirl still has my blue jacket. So I'm not sure that counts as a loan anymore.
26. Who is getting on your nerves right now?
The fucker that left the chocolate eggs here to taunt me.
27. Most visited webpage?
28. Last person you text messaged?
29. Last person to make you sad?
Thinking about HatGirl moving away. I'm not sure if that counts, though, because she didn't make me sad, I did it myself.
30. Would you take a bullet for your best friend?
If I ever get one of those "best friend" things, I'll be able to answer for sure. Probably yes though.
31. Favorite kind of drink?
32. Favorite food?
Recently it's been tacos.
33. Favorite dessert?
I dunno. A cigarette?
34. Have you been to Europe?
Briefly, but I didn't even get to leave the plane.
35. If someone you hated died, what would you do?
I guess smile or something.
If you answered all of these honestly, re-post this as 'Don't Lie Survey'