Sometimes, I think that I must have unnaturally strong finger muscles.
Maybe that's why I'm still surprised that most people can ever seem to lift a fucking finger, when that's all it would take to brighten my day and lighten my mood. Make this bullshit I use for a life seem worthwhile.
Maybe, for most people, it's hard or even impossible to lift a finger. Maybe I should stop expecting the impossible.
May as well expect people to start shitting solid gold bricks.
'Cause that's not gonna happen either.