posted by dave on Monday, September 10, 2007 at 6:57 PM in category daily


There's a fucking corn maze less than a mile from my house!

And here I am, fresh out of friends to go to the corn maze with me.

I've never been to a corn maze. I bet it would be cool. And probably scary if we did it at night.


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I am SO going with you to the maize maze! I've never been to one either and always wanted to go, but most of my friend's equate this outing with boring and won't go with me. I've tried squealing things like, "It's like a big puzzle you can WALK through!" but this comment seems to have the opposite of its intended effect and they have become too savvy to fall merely for my high-pitched tone.

Oh, and you should know people will not be entranced with cute puns like, "but you'll be amaized by it!" I've tried everything I tell you.

Nay, not even if you say, "get it, get it" really annoyingly afterwards.

I thought about asking your sister, but I think we're fighting or something.

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