Does someone love you?
There are some who claim to do so. At least one I believe.

Do you know anyone named Dave?
Besides my lovely self, there's a bartender at The Pub, and a regular at Rich O's. Probably more.

Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a J?
My first serious girlfriend was named Jackie.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
I don't think so.

What colour are the walls of your parent's bedroom?
They were dark paneling.

Do you think that hair extensions look skanky?
I have no opinion either way.

Are you named after a grandparent?
No, after my dad.

Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?
I'd pass. I"m a good citizen.

Are you taller than 5'6"?
Yes.

Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
I'm not sure. I wouldn't be surprised.

Ever see a dead body?
At funerals.

Do you like the colour green?
On grass and trees, yes. On pizza, not so much.

What is your best friend's Dad's name?
Paul.

How old are you?
1344910813 seconds.

Who was the last person to send you a text message?
TremensGirl.

Ever drove into the ghetto to buy drugs?
Nope.

Last restaurant you went to?
The Pub.

What is the weather like today?
Unseasonably warm. I like it.

Last voice mail you received?
RockGirl telling me about travelling through time.

What did you do yesterday?
Worked, slept, watched some TV. Glared at my phone.

What's the first thing you would do with five million dollars?
Pay off my house.

What nationalities are you?
Most of the European ones.

How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Maybe two.

Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?
Nope.

Who's the last person that you felt was stalking you?
My stalkers must be doing a hell of a job, because I haven't noticed any of them.

What jewellery are you wearing?
None.

If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would
you?
It would depend on where and when. And who was going.

How much money do you have?
Enough to last until payday, I hope.

Do you swear at your parents?
I don't think I ever did. In front of them, certainly, but not at them.

Is your phone right beside you?
Always.

Have you cried today?
Nope.

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
As I write this, I doubt this. As people read this, almost certainly.

Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
This is a stupid question that keeps showing up in these things. No.

What is the colour of your bedsheets?
Varies. I have gray ones and green ones.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.

Are you photogenic?
From far enough away.

What's your star sign?
Pisces.

Where do you spend most of your money?
Mortgage..

What was the last thing you did?
Checked the progress of a backup job at work..

Do you have a tattoo?
Nope.

Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Nope.

Is there a secret you've never told any of your friends?
Yes.

Have you ever told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?
No, but I've said it when I wasn't true. I only thoought it was true at the time.

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
When I first started dating my ex-wife, I'd take the baby to his grandparents house, pretending that I had to work. Then I'd change into my civilian clothes in my car and go play pool.

What are you doing in 2008?
I'll let you know.

What is your ring tone?
Varies between a standard ringer and a Homer Simpson "WooHoo" depending on who's calling.

What were you doing at 2am last night?
Shooting pool.

Are your parents married/divorced/separated?
They came within 13 days of their 25th anniversary before Mom died.

What are you doing tonight?
I'm keeping my options open.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Awfully concerned about my plans, aren't you?

Who did you last message on Myspace?
LaptopGirl.

What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
I think that I need at least the potential for a commited relationship. I have strayed from this in the past though.

Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
It destroys me.

What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
Like I have a clue.

Favourite Disney movie?
I don't know.

What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
A picture of the bar at The Pub.