I was doing fine. I really was. Even though the place was completely infested by weirdoes. My sister Dina was there at first, and she and I talked for a while. After Dina left, I was able to escape the weirdoes in the living room and join the PBDs at the island. I had three yummy Rogue Chocolate Stouts (2336).
I was doing just fine, for several hours, until this one PBD decided to utter the magic words that never fail to piss me off.
It gets blurry after that.