The first question tonight was asked by me.
It was a stupid question.
The answer was, "Wednesday, for a while."
I suppose that a small part of me must have expected such an answer. Otherwise I don't think I'd have ever asked.
But, I did ask.
Because I am a dumbass.
The second question tonight was asked to me, in response to a question I'd asked.
I paraphrase slightly.
"Where is she? Is she okay?" I'd asked.
"I don't care," she answered. "I'm mortified," she answered. "What was I supposed to do," she asked, "just leave the bill and the mess behind?"
"Fuck yes," is what I should have answered. "The bill will still be here tomorrow, and the mess will be taken care of. Go make sure she's okay."
Everyone on Earth knew the answer to her question. Everyone except her, apparently. I myself was too shocked to answer at all.
The third question tonight was also asked of me, as part of a discussion I was having.
The answer is, "The plugs are exactly the same, but I get no sound whatsoever. I guess you need some kind of power source. It was a good idea, though."