This is not an entry with humor about assholes. If you came here excitedly expecting to read poop and fart jokes, I'm sorry.
One of the big conversation topics at Rich O's lately, for most of the area bars in fact, has been that the local New Albany High School basketball team was (a) undefeated, (b) ranked number one in the state, and (c) quite possibly the greatest basketball team in the history of the entire universe.
I pretty much stayed out of those conversations because (a) I went to a rival high school, and (b) I didn't care, and (c) basketball sucks.
Anyway, Saturday night PearlGirl came in and joined us in the red room for a bit. She very quickly informed us that New Albany had lost it's playoff game, and that they were therefore eliminated.
I said, "They lost? Well maybe people can shut up about them now."
Undeterred, PearlGirl then started talking about the game itself. "It was a really good game!" she offered.
"Or maybe not," I remarked.
Now, a couple of people chuckled at my remark. And I began to wonder why. I mean, did they understand and agree with my sense of humor, or did they completely misinterpret my words, and still find them chuckle-worthy?
There are two ways to interpret what I'd said:
1. I was suggesting that it must not have been that good of a game, because New Albany lost.
2. I was postulating that perhaps people wouldn't be able to shut up after all.
For the people who know me well enough, it's trivial to know that the second interpretation is the correct one.
This is asshole humor. It is my forte.
I wonder how many people understood that, and how many people thought I was actually being sympathetic to the losing team and its fans.