Another fucking earthquake!
EVERYBODY PANIC!
This is starting to remind me of my days in Alaska. We'd have two or three of these things a week. I once heard a little kid tell his sister that, "The ground was shivering."
You know, because it was Alaska, and it was cold. I thought it was cute.
Hmmm, this looks to be the fifth one this morning, though only two have been strong enough for me to feel.
Maybe, if this keeps up, I'll get to fullfil my dream of owning beachfront property.