1. They did it already.
2. It's called Sideways.
3. But it could still be good.
4. I want Cusack to play me.
5. Or Jason Alexander.
6. Really, I want a cross between the two of them.
7. Not particularly attractive, but cool, you know?
8. I'd like a cameo, please.
9. Don't tell me the ending.
10. I want to be surprised.