Got a quick text* from HatGirl this morning. They were getting ready to board. Their cruise. Their wedding cruise.
Surreal. The next time I see HatGirl and LuckyFucker, they will be married.
I bet that right now, Vegas oddsmakers are looking for tall buildings from which to fling themselves.
Anyway, for the next couple of weeks I am tasked with taking care of all of their critters. I'm looking forward to it, actually. I did the same thing last year, when they went on a regular non-wedding cruise. I like their dogs and their cat, and I guess the fish are cool.
This year I'm hopeful that the cat will actually let me pet it. And that none of the dogs bite me.
* - As opposed to those laboriously slow texts that take forever, I suppose.