It was me. I did it just to fuck with your life.

Pretty genius, huh? Especially without a phone number. I know magic!

How is it possible that you don't know my phone number? Haven't we texted in the past?

Anyway, I'm emailing it to you now, so there.

Nope, we've only ever swapped emails, and it took you long enough to agree to do that much. Sheesh!

But yes, I have it now. Lucky you! :oP

Yeah, well I'm anti-social, or so people tell me. That's why it took me so long.

And now that you have my number (and vice-versa) I'm all a-tremble.

Man, I had a lot of dashes in this comment.

Hyphens and em-dashes are some of my favorite forms of punctuation, following the semicolon (;) and the ampersand (&).

(Yes, I'm that much of a nerd.)

Semi-colons confuse the fuck out of me; I never know when they're appropriate.

Short explanation (and not to nerd-up your 'blog too much): semicolons are used to combine two short, related sentences (that can't sensibly be combined with a conjunction like "and" or "but" (like you did above). Just make sure they're full sentences, and not sentence fragments, and you're pretty much golden!

Kinda like I did with my earlier comment, I guess, except that "and" could have been used. School was a long time ago for me.

You could have used "and", but it wouldn't have made all that much sense. "Because" would have fit nicely, but the way you had it sounds clearer and more professional than sticking a "because" in the middle. It's pretty much just a style choice, most of the time.

I sat behind Jesus in second grade.

Please tell me you pulled his hair or tied it in knots.

Nope, I was straight even back then.

any updates coming ?

now I'll stay tuned..

I smell SPAM, but I'll give you the benefit of a doubt for now.

nice! i'm gonna make my own blog

I still smell SPAM. Hmmm, I wonder why this entry, and a couple of other old entries, are the ones that get all the attention.

mm... funny.

well.. it's like I knew!